A regular feature called The Apologist Explains. This is where I explain why something or someone is totally offensive to the laws of God and the Universe and must be punished, unless the perpetrator apologises IMMEDIATELY…
Look. I’m pretty angry, but I’ll keep this brief, ok?
Crisps are brilliant. What I want from a bag of crisps [...]
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Makers of non-crisps
Posted in The Apologist explains, Uncategorized, tagged non-crisps, The Artisan Crisps on March 6, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Axl Rose ruined my marriage
Posted in The Apologist explains, tagged Axl Rose, Guns n' Roses, things I have been divorced over on March 1, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Ok, so, you’re on your own in the flat. And you’re standing in the kitchen and washing the dishes. And you have the radio on so you’re singing away, doing the Axl Rose impression you hadn’t busted out since I was you were 12.
So anyway, the wife comes in, and you don’t hear the front [...]
